Big Train (1998)

Flamenco dancers are used to defuse car bombs and a tortoise speaks fluent French.

A tale of love involving a potato and the first television screening of a classic.

Dracula and the Werewolf discuss co-worker the Mummy and Beefeaters riot on the streets.

A babysitter gets more than she bargained for when she looks after Dame Margot Fontaine.

Budding writer Adolf Hitler takes his first book to the publisher.

The merits of programmes are discussed by a panel of late-night pundits.